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(no subject) [Jul. 28th, 2005|09:15 pm]
krizkat
[mood |happyas a bee]
[music |sleep around the clock - belle & sebastian]

just to let you know i do still exist. andrew has been bullying me to give an update and therefore to spite him i shall not update just to spite him. i shall however be witty and not talk about me but other wordly events.

live 8: i was in field camping in the borders and was ergo unable to watch it which upset me greatly. i did however tape it and have since watched it. i felt that R.E.M, stereophonics and Sgt. pepper's at the start were the best bits. U2 were crap as was that speech jonny borrell gave.he is still the man though. leave the name of ure favourite here!

predicted comment from a few of u:" all those bands are too popular and for that reason i dont like them. their too happy and i like being miserable and emo. im giong to self-harm now cause i refuse to be drawn in by american imperialism(dadadadadadadadadadadadadadaadaada: imperial march). FOR GODS SAKE PEOPLE LIGHTEN UP AND BE HAPPY ITS SUMMER FOR CHRISTS SAKE.GRRR

man i am gonna miss d of e in S5.it was possibly the best bit of fourth year and without it fourth year would not of been so great. i mean think of all the fun we had.mike:gone but not forgotten

things we have learned this summer:
american girls are ver forward.
wearing a kilt abroad gets u lots of attention.
drinking water out of fountains in eastern europe doesnt do harm
chinese buffet king does give u the runs
doing no exercise for months means that ure not as fit as u were at the start of those months. i couldnt even run all the way back from dougies house the other day so how am i gonna be able to win the crosscountry and be amazing a rugby?
hansell is really rubbish at golf
but not as bad as andrew
beach rugby gives u cramp9 boys sleeping in the same small room doesnt work
adam is 9 STONE 12!

on a lighter note im getting a new hamster hehehe(andrew insert downputting comment here)
please post your suggestions for names of the hamster here.
madagascar is a very funny film especially the harriet-esque part - DADDY I WANT A PONY - french trip anyone?
tomorrow i am going to play golf well with a smil on my face unless its raining
im seeing franz again in a month and belle and sebastian are loved by me

signing off ures truly(or is it sincerly)
kgrryz or cwisyy as andrew call me
byeeee
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that cats gonna die [Jun. 2nd, 2005|06:32 pm]
krizkat
[mood |moodymoody]
[music |blur - lot 105]

"What are you talking about? "
"Never mind, eat the fruit. "
"You know, this place almost looks like the Garden of Eden. "
"Eat the fruit. "
"Sounds quite like it too. " (s.288)

Ten points if u can name the book.

Physics was moderatly tricky according to peter. Basically bloody difficult. The subject continues to surprise me. Just as you fell it can't lose any more common sense it sheds another couple of pounds of the stuff.The question in question was one concerning logic gates in which you eventually had to work out how many eggs would end up in an egg basket. I worked it out to be five. this struck as stupid as have you ever seen an egg box which can only hold five eggs ergo i promply altered my answer to four. apparently the accurate response would in fact of been five. dagnamit. After the exam adam, iain and myself( or addywaddypaddy, iainyweany and chrissyboyoyo in andrew language) voyaged to my abode via the centre of the city and that quaint eatery Burger King. After a breif period of vaccilation we voyaged to Newlands Park to engage in sports such as rugby and football. Another breif stoppage at my dwelling we proceeded to travel into the centre of the city again so as to consume eats at the eatery of the China Buffet King. mmmmm tastes nice yum yum or watever it is. The next day i ventured into the centre of the city again to view upon that wonderful creation the revenge of the sith(rots) with graeme, dougy and mcphee (grayiywayiy, dougiewuggy and davywavy) unfortunatly there was a well documented power cut near the end which upset me greatly. sings: "i was so upset that i cried all the way to the chip shop, when i got out there weas julie stanting at the bus stop." Thursday was utterly stupid even if a surprising number of people were made to attend. that night i stayed at mcdonalds(stumpywumpy) with the aforementioned dougie. stump was there as well.monday was a maths dash which turned out to be highly entertaining as i played golf with iain with nothing eventful occuring. tuesday was fine as was yesterday apart from not being able to play golf due to the amound of rain falling from the sky. instead we went to the golf range and i discovered how to hit the ball (deliberatly) backwards. today i got a detention in modern studies due to my homework from the previous evening or lack of it. i plan to do the same this evening. After tommorrow i have no more school for two weeks. up yours higher course.

Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
In Kentucky, It's illegal to fish in the Ohio River in Kentucky without an Indiana Fishing License
In Nevada, it is illegal to drive a camel on the highway.
The average American eats at McDonalds 1,811 times in their life.
Most dust particles in your house are made of dead skin

tiddles kryzkyt
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How does this work again? [May. 22nd, 2005|07:48 pm]
krizkat
[mood |hyperhyper]
[music |deadly animals - scared wierd little guys]

hello.

havent done this for a while. ok hmm nothing particulalry dramatic has happened but i shall take u through some of the more memorable momments of the past month that spring to mind.

various rounds of golf: i dont whose been dissing golf but ive fallen out with them whoever it is. i went to arran with family and some friends a week b4 chemistry. played golf at brodick golf course which turned out to be rather fun. it had 12 par threes and i shot a 76. played at williamwood one day(twice) with dougie and mcphee and played some jolly nice golf. other rounds consisted of me shooting a lower round of adam(fluke) and getting soaked at east ren. handicap should be got by wednesday and will be 30ish.

exams: havent really had much to do on this front due to only having to do 3 , 2 of which were at the start. Chemistry wasnt very difficult and should be a 1. French listening was quite difficult i thought mainly because of my attention span or lack of it. Physics should be ok but they could make it really difficult.

adams birthday: hitchhikers guide was good: not as great as the books or radio series but yet again nothing is. OH BOLLOCKS! we then went back to adams hoose for pizza and to watch scary movie which gets funnier the more you watch it. and.... team americas out tommorrow!

jimi and yvonne's party: was good though was let down by the non- appearence of my favourite person in the whole wide world - callum. i felt my imitation of rapping was excellent as was my waltzing. i drank a stupid amount of irn bru. we got lost on the way there which culminated with adam spotting a house in the distance and saying that he was sure that was the hotel. so we went up a drive way to discover that it was an ordinary house. time was also taken out of the journey to buy pressies for j and y.rutherfords dancing was (thankfully) less embararssing than the skl disco and he almost raped sophie. other sophie was being a right prick and ended up looking like a twat. dougie stole 7 cans on the way home. ungrateful bastard.

today: rangers won the league which made me very happy. i sat staring at the screen for ten minutes willing motherwell to score which they eventually did. YEEEEEEEEEESSSSS! i also did physics and had a long lie

d of e: im looking forward to it and is it just me or is it just our group that actually likes it? im gonnna bring an inflatable nessie to tug in my kayak and iain and i are bringing sandwedges to play with in the evening.

french trip: we're not going to disneyland. which upsets me.oh well. andrew u will share a dorm with me or a will be very nasty to u. anyone else planning on going to the top of the eiffel tower?

camp: i can't explain it to u how much i love summer camp so im not even going to try

holiday: the cruise! oh yeahbarcelona here i come, and venice and rome and florence and crete and dbrovnjc and nice and scicily. im currently trying to avoid a haircut somewhat unsuccessfully.

did i mention rangers won the league?

40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.
On average cows poop 16 times per day.
The flea can jump 350 times its body length, which is like human jumping the length of about 7 football fields.
Ants don't sleep
Alaska was bought from Russia for about 2 cents an acre

ok goodbye and remember to brush your teeth at night
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hiho [Apr. 23rd, 2005|09:53 pm]
krizkat
[mood |blankim eating my golf club]
[music |living loving maid(shes just a women) - led zeppelin]

http://www.nme.co.uk/news/112148.htm

hehehehe serves kasabian right for being so unbelievable irritating.

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year

A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why

The milk of a hippopotamus is bright pink.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange ,silver, or purple.

Disney's Snow White was originally drawn as a Blonde

The average women eats 20kg of lipstick in her life.

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

The Sorting Hat

Have you ever wanted to know what house you REALLY belong in? Take this quiz to find out!

http://www.allthetests.com/quiz13/quizpu.php?testid=1113086076
For 29 % you are: Congratulations, you belong in... RAVENCLAW! You are smart, and witty, and know what is important.

and let this be the end of quizzes that i didnt make up

run the road tmmrw. dressed in rutherfords fetchingly felching batman outfit and with spiderman a.k.a
dougie. might get in the paper with the caption.. two egits/
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love on the rocks with no ice [Apr. 21st, 2005|08:41 pm]
krizkat
[mood |relaxedrelaxed]
[music |no surprises - radiohead]

wats brown and half eaten? the popes easter egg

*breaking news*

after the earlier nes given by this ticker there as been another breakthrough in the transfer of iain to ebs. iain has admitte that if he were asked to join the masterpiece composers he would find it an offer he could not refuse.iain was interviewed at the williamwood golf course last sunday in the freezing rain. said oates " if they ask me to join i would say yes. i think im better than callum already." for the record i drew with iain overallquite a feat considering im shite at golf.

back to the real world. on saturday my dad had got my brother and i(and him) cooperate hospitality at parkhead for the celtic aberdeen match. strange considering that we support rangers. anyway the food was extremely posh and extemely tasty. however i dont think it was one of my brighter ideas to jump up in the air when celtic scored considering i was surronded by celtic fans. but im still alive. on sunday i played iain at golf. stupid considering the weather. we played 9 holes then gave up. the man feels no cold. i mean he was wearing a short sleeved polo top in the hail. i cant actually remember wat i did on monday but i went to disabled scouts in hte evening and was surprised to find that fionas friemd tinnacca has joined the helping. odviously looking for fresh meat as the virgin stump put it.. tuesday brought a return to school. oo i remembered wat i did on monday. i took my wee brothr into town which was very exciting. we went to subway for lunch ad then went to the cinema. which we didnt get into as we apparently should of been in skl. on the way bak to central i bumped into (not literally) danni who i didnt recognise at first because i thought an oompaloompa had started talking to me. tuesday. we had jonathon for french so that was funny consideing we dont obey him. on wednesday nothing of partichular interest happened watsoever not a sausage until golf. for some strange reason i always get really nervous b4 the start of a round. i completly topped my first shot so badly that it buried itself into the tee about 2 cm forward
it was so funny. not as bad as stumps shot which went 3 metres backwards
the mood was ridiculously relaxed and we didnt stop talking not even when ppl were playing shots. the quality of golf from everyone bar iain was shocking to be frank. we met ron!he played through us and we saw him hit a shot. wow incidentally it went into the bunker. he made bogey as did everyone else. we should of asked him to play with us in a striclty non pervertyed way. later we dicovered he plays off 9. jesus christ.. on thursday nothin really happened.

look what i found

The List of Popes
See also POPE, PAPAL ELECTIONS, ELECTION OF THE POPE.


St. Peter (32-67)
St. Linus (67-76)
St. Anacletus (Cletus) (76-88)
St. Clement I (88-97)
St. Evaristus (97-105)
St. Alexander I (105-115)
St. Sixtus I (115-125) -- also called Xystus I
St. Telesphorus (125-136)
St. Hyginus (136-140)
St. Pius I (140-155)
St. Anicetus (155-166)
St. Soter (166-175)
St. Eleutherius (175-189)
St. Victor I (189-199)
St. Zephyrinus (199-217)
St. Callistus I (217-22)
St. Urban I (222-30)
St. Pontain (230-35)
St. Anterus (235-36)
St. Fabian (236-50)
St. Cornelius (251-53)
St. Lucius I (253-54)
St. Stephen I (254-257)
St. Sixtus II (257-258)
St. Dionysius (260-268)
St. Felix I (269-274)
St. Eutychian (275-283)
St. Caius (283-296) -- also called Gaius
St. Marcellinus (296-304)
St. Marcellus I (308-309)
St. Eusebius (309 or 310)
St. Miltiades (311-14)
St. Sylvester I (314-35)
St. Marcus (336)
St. Julius I (337-52)
Liberius (352-66)
St. Damasus I (366-83)
St. Siricius (384-99)
St. Anastasius I (399-401)
St. Innocent I (401-17)
St. Zosimus (417-18)
St. Boniface I (418-22)
St. Celestine I (422-32)
St. Sixtus III (432-40)
St. Leo I (the Great) (440-61)
St. Hilarius (461-68)
St. Simplicius (468-83)
St. Felix III (II) (483-92)
St. Gelasius I (492-96)
Anastasius II (496-98)
St. Symmachus (498-514)
St. Hormisdas (514-23)
St. John I (523-26)
St. Felix IV (III) (526-30)
Boniface II (530-32)
John II (533-35)
St. Agapetus I (535-36) -- also called Agapitus I
St. Silverius (536-37)
Vigilius (537-55)
Pelagius I (556-61)
John III (561-74)
Benedict I (575-79)
Pelagius II (579-90)
St. Gregory I (the Great) (590-604)
Sabinian (604-606)
Boniface III (607)
St. Boniface IV (608-15)
St. Deusdedit (Adeodatus I) (615-18)
Boniface V (619-25)
Honorius I (625-38)
Severinus (640)
John IV (640-42)
Theodore I (642-49)
St. Martin I (649-55)
St. Eugene I (655-57)
St. Vitalian (657-72)
Adeodatus (II) (672-76)
Donus (676-78)
St. Agatho (678-81)
St. Leo II (682-83)
St. Benedict II (684-85)
John V (685-86)
Conon (686-87)
St. Sergius I (687-701)
John VI (701-05)
John VII (705-07)
Sisinnius (708)
Constantine (708-15)
St. Gregory II (715-31)
St. Gregory III (731-41)
St. Zachary (741-52)
Stephen II (752) -- Omitted from many lists (including the Vatican's) because he died before being consecrated.
Stephen III (752-57)
St. Paul I (757-67)
Stephen IV (767-72)
Adrian I (772-95)
St. Leo III (795-816)
Stephen V (816-17)
St. Paschal I (817-24)
Eugene II (824-27)
Valentine (827)
Gregory IV (827-44)
Sergius II (844-47)
St. Leo IV (847-55)
Benedict III (855-58)
St. Nicholas I (the Great) (858-67)
Adrian II (867-72)
John VIII (872-82)
Marinus I (882-84)
St. Adrian III (884-85)
Stephen VI (885-91)
Formosus (891-96)
Boniface VI (896)
Stephen VII (896-97)
Romanus (897)
Theodore II (897)
John IX (898-900)
Benedict IV (900-03)
Leo V (903)
Sergius III (904-11)
Anastasius III (911-13)
Lando (913-14)
John X (914-28)
Leo VI (928)
Stephen VIII (929-31)
John XI (931-35)
Leo VII (936-39)
Stephen IX (939-42)
Marinus II (942-46)
Agapetus II (946-55)
John XII (955-63)
Leo VIII (963-64)
Benedict V (964)
John XIII (965-72)
Benedict VI (973-74)
Benedict VII (974-83)
John XIV (983-84)
John XV (985-96)
Gregory V (996-99)
Sylvester II (999-1003)
John XVII (1003)
John XVIII (1003-09)
Sergius IV (1009-12)
Benedict VIII (1012-24)
John XIX (1024-32)
Benedict IX (1032-45)
Sylvester III (1045) -- Considered by some to be an antipope
Benedict IX (1045)
Gregory VI (1045-46)
Clement II (1046-47)
Benedict IX (1047-48)
Damasus II (1048)
St. Leo IX (1049-54)
Victor II (1055-57)
Stephen X (1057-58)
Nicholas II (1058-61)
Alexander II (1061-73)
St. Gregory VII (1073-85)
Blessed Victor III (1086-87)
Blessed Urban II (1088-99)
Paschal II (1099-1118)
Gelasius II (1118-19)
Callistus II (1119-24)
Honorius II (1124-30)
Innocent II (1130-43)
Celestine II (1143-44)
Lucius II (1144-45)
Blessed Eugene III (1145-53)
Anastasius IV (1153-54)
Adrian IV (1154-59)
Alexander III (1159-81)
Lucius III (1181-85)
Urban III (1185-87)
Gregory VIII (1187)
Clement III (1187-91)
Celestine III (1191-98)
Innocent III (1198-1216)
Honorius III (1216-27)
Gregory IX (1227-41)
Celestine IV (1241)
Innocent IV (1243-54)
Alexander IV (1254-61)
Urban IV (1261-64)
Clement IV (1265-68)
Blessed Gregory X (1271-76)
Blessed Innocent V (1276)
Adrian V (1276)
John XXI (1276-77)
Nicholas III (1277-80)
Martin IV (1281-85)
Honorius IV (1285-87)
Nicholas IV (1288-92)
St. Celestine V (1294)
Boniface VIII (1294-1303)
Blessed Benedict XI (1303-04)
Clement V (1305-14)
John XXII (1316-34)
Benedict XII (1334-42)
Clement VI (1342-52)
Innocent VI (1352-62)
Blessed Urban V (1362-70)
Gregory XI (1370-78)
Urban VI (1378-89)
Boniface IX (1389-1404)
Innocent VII (1404-06)
Gregory XII (1406-15)
Martin V (1417-31)
Eugene IV (1431-47)
Nicholas V (1447-55)
Callistus III (1455-58)
Pius II (1458-64)
Paul II (1464-71)
Sixtus IV (1471-84)
Innocent VIII (1484-92)
Alexander VI (1492-1503)
Pius III (1503)
Julius II (1503-13)
Leo X (1513-21)
Adrian VI (1522-23)
Clement VII (1523-34)
Paul III (1534-49)
Julius III (1550-55)
Marcellus II (1555)
Paul IV (1555-59)
Pius IV (1559-65)
St. Pius V (1566-72)
Gregory XIII (1572-85)
Sixtus V (1585-90)
Urban VII (1590)
Gregory XIV (1590-91)
Innocent IX (1591)
Clement VIII (1592-1605)
Leo XI (1605)
Paul V (1605-21)
Gregory XV (1621-23)
Urban VIII (1623-44)
Innocent X (1644-55)
Alexander VII (1655-67)
Clement IX (1667-69)
Clement X (1670-76)
Blessed Innocent XI (1676-89)
Alexander VIII (1689-91)
Innocent XII (1691-1700)
Clement XI (1700-21)
Innocent XIII (1721-24)
Benedict XIII (1724-30)
Clement XII (1730-40)
Benedict XIV (1740-58)
Clement XIII (1758-69)
Clement XIV (1769-74)
Pius VI (1775-99)
Pius VII (1800-23)
Leo XII (1823-29)
Pius VIII (1829-30)
Gregory XVI (1831-46)
Blessed Pius IX (1846-78)
Leo XIII (1878-1903)
St. Pius X (1903-14)
Benedict XV (1914-22)
Pius XI (1922-39)
Pius XII (1939-58)
Blessed John XXIII (1958-63)
Paul VI (1963-78)
John Paul I (1978)
John Paul II (1978-2005)
Benedict XVI (2005—)


lots of popes all together.

this journals random facts
A dog can understand between 35 to 40 commands
The fastest moving muscle in the human body is the one that opens and closes the eyelid
There are more than 1,000 chemicals in a cup of coffee. Of these, only 26 have been tested, and half caused cancer in rats.
If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

Did you know that you are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider


thats all for now folks. goodbodeeeeeeeee. kryz
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new'n'improved [Apr. 14th, 2005|11:19 am]
krizkat
[mood |crushedstudingable]
[music |four kicks - kings of leon]

breaking news
star's 2 be glasgow guitar bandelectric blue sky announce changes to their line up. callum costello has been kicked out by frontmen andrew and adam due to his unwillingness to learn his instrument and gormless approach and personality. he has been replaced by the relatively unknown iain oates. although hes only been playing for around 3 months. iain has already mastered many hot tunes and has begun compositions of his own. he also adds more style to the band than the man who cant decide wat day of the week it is. iain was first noticed by this reviewer at one very fun night at the virgin stumps house when he reeled of a selection of tunes that this reviewer likes.Reports emerged after a secret jamming session at adams house after the trio had enjoyed a round of golf at the east renfrewshire golf course. calum was not invited addnig to the speculation about a possible switch. when asked about the switch andrew seemed pleased. " we have been looking to replace callum for some time and the arrival of iain on the scene will really boost our appeal. he has a great signing voice and we are pleased to be the first band to have chewbacca on guitar"
Last night the official word from an unnamed ebs spokesman was such:" that is a rather interesting idea and we shall look into it.have u been bugging us because indeed we have already considered the possibility. sometimes iain just sits down with his guitar will play, look up at the clock and realise that hes been goin for 6 hours. when questioned as to what shall be sed to callum the spokesman appeared blunt. " we're just gonna have to say to him, calum bug off uve put in no effort to improve...of course i couldnt possibly officially comment on such a switch at the present time..but.." keep ure eyes on the website!

kriz ztwrt ure daily news ticker
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a quiz which is accurate, whatever next [Apr. 11th, 2005|09:29 pm]
krizkat
[mood |exhaustedexhausted]
[music |wonderboy- the D]

Your Existing Situation
Persistent. Demands what he feels to be his due and endeavors to maintain his position intact

Your Stress Sources
Wishes to be independent, unhampered, and free from any limitation or restriction, other than those which he imposes of himself or by his own choice and decision.

Your Restrained Characteristics
Clings to his belief that his hopes and ideas are realistic, but needs encouragement and reassurance. Applies very exacting standards to his choice of a partner and wants guarantees against loss or disappointment.
Becomes distressed when his needs or desires are misunderstood and feels that he has no one to turn to or rely on. Egocentric and therefore quick to take offense.

Able to achieve satisfaction through sexual activity.(HOW DID IT KNOW!)

Your Desired Objective
Needs release from stress. Longs for peace, tranquillity, and contentment (BOLLOCKS
)

Your Actual Problem
Does not wish to be involved in differences of opinion, contention or argument, preferring to be left in peace.
NOW I NO ITS TALKING CRAP

the start to the proper update. this is gonna b huge and may spread over a few entries.

the last day of term: was fun. started with me kickin ass in fitba in P.E without injuring myself for a change. decided not to shower after it because of ruggers later. the substitute teacher didnt turn upin geo so it was pretty much a waste of time. roamed the corridors with disco dave in form informing everyone of later's arrangements and trying 2 sneak stump and dougy out of mr. l's form class. unsuccessfully. mr.fraser is still hunting for us. made our way to maxwell park station and waited for the train to arrive. which i suppose is wat u do at stations.went bak 2 my house for lunch with rutherford and iain whilst adam, callum, peter and stump went to dougies. lunch was a rather tasty fry up and then i copied iains kings of leon cd which i was gonna buyhehehe.

OH MY SWEET POTATOES

we then headed to the park for rugby round 2.i was a bit concerned about the fact thatone of the sidelines was a metal fence.anyway i kept getting kicked in the head and on one occasion went head first into a tree. played pretty dominantly and everyone got really thirsty. particularly wen whiteford turned upjust as we were getting tired. we all then headed bak to our bases for showers and then everyone came round to mine 4 pizza and to watch anchorman. its so unbelievably funny that its almost half as funny as team america.ate a riduculous amount of pizza and then everyone went home around 9ish due to everybody goin on holiday the next day.

I ATE A RED CANDLE

hodilay: to galtur and ischgl in austria. absoloutly fantastic skiing. huge ski area. a total of 91 runs(more than double Zermatt). i fell 3 times on the first day trying to do tricks and jumps on my snowblades. on the last one a fell awkwardly and buggered my bak. mcphee was even worse off. he fell on the lead up 2 a jump(on his snowboard) and buggered his coxics. ouch. i knocked over a ski skl by spraying them with sand. i heard boulevard of broken dreams 3 times on radio and tv on this day. day 2 we skied ischgl for the first time and were promptly greeted by a porsche in the middle of the piste as u come out of the halfpipe. and a giant snow sculpture of an eagle. i bladed all the way down a t-bar at full speed oh mama was that good. mcphee di an absoloutley huge fart at dinner.theres no way i can describe it. it was huge and hilarious. heard boulevard of broken dreams twice tday. oh btw blazin hot sunshine for the first 3 days. day 3 went bak 2 ischgl and i did a few good grabs on my blades and looked rather good. or so i thought anyway. heard boulevard a further 4 times tday and i was beginning to realise that it is insanly popular in austria. i mean they play it almost as much as jennika does.or mayb a bit less. day 4. I SAW A CLOUD I SAW A CLOUD I DID I DID. it then dissapeared. we skied with the andrews for the first time tday and they are fearless. mchee fell on his arse again and fell all the way down a black run on it. snowboarding really is stupid. stopped quite early because ...... nightskiing. it kicked arse floodlight skiing when u cant c off the piste. all 2.2km of it which is huge for nightskiing. all in front of a matterhorn with lumps. we stopped for a break in a bar where the barmen and barmaids all wore traditional austrian clothing. interesting. and very tight. i shall say no more. whilst waiting for the bus afterwards david and i decided it would b funny to stick our noses in the ice and c how big an identation we could make in it by melting it. my nose started bleedin and i could of died. just as i thought i was gonna get away without hearing boulevard it was on just as i went to bed.. day 5. extreme heat and lack of snow starts 2 take its toll as i was skiing in slush by just after a rather tasty luncheon. heard boulevard another 4 times tday. i hate that song because ive heard it so many times not because of wat its like. day 6. last day of skiing. nothing special happend. though i got my first bar of milka. the most godly chocolate.BTW i spent all my money on the first day on a hat it rocks and replaces the redeye one. but it meant i couldnt buy much chocolate ;( had to get up at 4.30 the next day because of leaving. and thus concludes ski holiday '05. bring on sugarloaf.....

sunday i played 15 holes of golf. i havent worked out how to hit my new driver yet so that was dissapointing. but the short game was good. im gonna play so much this week and during exam leave. OH BUGGER EXAMS. i dont have any for the first week of leave so ill do all the studying then. i just lazed tday and sorted out my wall of random stuff. which includes:

3 pizza menus
franz poster, coldplay poster, kaiser chiefs poster, sex pistols poster
lots of album covers. piste maps of Zermatt, Ischgl and galtur.
photo of nightskiing
coffee cup holder(bought b4 the nickname was thought up so dont wet ureself andrew)
rugby foto
franz ferdinand record
an iron bar
a magnetic compass
beers of the world poster
poster of damien duff
goldmember and zoro stuff
piping tunes
certificate of merit from the piping centre
OS map of glasgow
tartan army flag
WHERE DID U GET THOSE CLOTHES FROM...THE TOILET STORE?

ok im exhausted. goodbye kryz im goin 2 eat lots of chocolate
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Breaking news [Apr. 11th, 2005|12:30 pm]
krizkat
[mood |pissed offso angry]
[music |cant stand me now - the libertines]

SIR CLIVE WOODWARD U R A FUCKIN BIASED ARSE.

20 english and only 3 scots in the lions wat a piece of pish

Lions squad:
Backs: I Balshaw (England), G Murphy (Ireland), J Robinson (England), G Thomas (Wales), S Williams (Wales), J Lewsey (England), S Horgan (Ireland), D Hickie (Ireland), T Shanklin (Wales), B O'Driscoll (Ireland, capt), G Henson (Wales), O Smith (England), G D'Arcy (Ireland), W Greenwood (England), S Jones (Wales), R O'Gara (Ireland), C Hodgson (England), M Dawson (England), D Peel (Wales), G Cooper (Wales), C Cusiter (Scotland).
Forwards: G Rowntree (England), A Sheridan (England), M Stevens (England), G Jenkins (Wales), J White (England), J Hayes (Ireland), G Bulloch (Scotland), S Thompson (England), A Titterrell (England), S Byrne (Ireland), D Grewcock (England), B Kay (England), M O'Kelly (Ireland), D O'Callaghan (Ireland), P O'Connell (Ireland), M Owen (Wales), R Hill (England), N Back (England), M Williams (Wales), L Moody (England), S Taylor (Scotland), M Corry (England), L Dallaglio (England).
proper update cumin sonetime soon
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lalal [Mar. 28th, 2005|07:41 pm]
krizkat
[mood |coldpoo]
[music |buck rogers - feeder, somewhere else- razorlight]

1.) 15 times 7 = 105

2.) If you had a personal chef, what would you order them to make for you right now? chewing gum

3.) If you were a Crayola Crayon, what color would you be? Pink

4.) Do you kiss on the first date? i wouldnt know

5.) What's your favorite TV channel? BBC 1 i dont have sky

6.) Something you wish you were good at: rugby

7.) What is on your feet right now? my homer slippers

8.) At the grocery store, do you go for paper or plastic? Plastic

9.) How many caffeinated beverages do you consume in a day? none im a real man

10.) What color are your eyes? brown

11.) Do you walk around naked in the locker room or are you the type to change in the bathroom stall? naked so everyone can see how huge my willy is lol

12.) What was your favorite TV show when you were a kid? teenage mutant hero turtles

13.) Do you have a job? being sexy

14.) How old do you think you'll be when you get married? dont kno

15.) Do you fart in front of your friends? yes

16.) Do you make your bed or leave it messy? Messy

17.) Are you really busy or do you have a lot of free time? both

18.) What kind of car do you drive? none

19.) How do you usually do your hair? it chooses

20.) Have you ever been pooped on by a bird? no actually

21.) Are you a technology junkie or do you like the old way of doing things? dunno

22.) What brand of underwear do you usually have on? ann summers thong

23.) Who do you live with? My mum and andrew

24.) Are you a coffee drinker? hmm lol yes

25.) What book are you currently reading? a jeffrey deaver one and Q

26.) What kind of toothpaste is in your medicine cabinet? Macleans

27.) What is your favorite kind of cereal? chruncy nut cornflakes

28.) What's your earliest memory? playing games with my dad which i have on video if anyones interested

29.) When I say the word "marriage" what's the first thing that comes to your mind? american pie

30.) What person in your life do you respect the most? johnny borrell. ugley and arrogant hes my idol lol. hes not

my mind is so sick and twisted its uncurable and is actually sprained.

kryz
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golly gosh [Mar. 24th, 2005|07:44 pm]
krizkat
[mood |lovedwilly wonka]
[music |trampled underfoot - led zeppelin]

updaating what a novel concept. my computer blew up inside so i have not been able to do things on it for some time. however it has noo been fixed so all is good. ive been rather busy since last time so theres a lot but ive forgotten it all. bugger


stumps sleepover thingy: out of the blue one day stump informed us that we(me iain peter david r dougie) were coming to his house for a sleepover the next day. fair does i thought. we jumped on the trampoline for a bit. and formed a band with drums guitars pipes chanter and flute. i thought it was rather good actually. we then ate pizza. mm.. yum Yum. i then learned take me oot on iains guitar and felt i was pretty good.i was then subjected to playing one of these gay stupid strategy board games which rutherford and peter have an obsession with.they take it quite seriously however i, recgonising the games homosexuallity, spent the whkole game trying to take over the area of the map called breast. we then went to bed to discover that between the 6 of us we had two single beds and two mattresses. hmm problem. but an easily slved one.putiing the 2 mattresses across the single beds meant that we could have 4 on top. this then meant that dougie and i ended up sleeping under the bed and becasue of the low ground clearance i couldnt turn over.

what next ok razorlight: i ended up in seating but wasnt that bad cause we had an immense view. chris and i were a bit cheesed off that 3 posers managed to get into the standing area whilst the original(and best) people had to seat. funniest bit of the evening was when harry and i asked elanor if she had a light. johnny borrel is so ugly and watching him undress whilst playing in between was pretty funny. god hes an ugly mug.

dofe weekend: was pretty awesome actually.yaked pretty strongly and pises about a lot what more could u want.we found an island right out on the west coast(goat island) and pisses of the top of it to discover hannah was taking photos of us.camping overnight was pretty funny and a good time was had by all. oh yeah peter forgot a set of tent poles. grr. finalised our route for final exped which inlvolves yaking all of loch leven in one day, loch linhe the next and loch eil the next should b awesome. arrived home to find a tic on my PENIS. i got scared in case i cuaght limes disease from it and had to undergoe amputation. hower there has been no noticable swelling yet(that might ba bad thing actually if its not growing) and it was definatly a tic cause skelfs dont run. i felt a bit odd rubbing vaseline onto it though. that would of looked awkward if mum had come in. " im getting off a tic- honest!"

yesterdays rugby session: deserves a special mention as it was the best one all season. strange that was the only one htat hansell has missed. i played at my best and scored twice. no space for modesty on live journal. callum true to form was god awful. "oh look a ball, if i stand still with my hands in my pocket im sre ill catch it" grr.

today; the miserables is in full swing. wtf is mark girvan all about. my fone went off in modrern studies and it got confiscated. thats another one that smitho added to the list entitle " chris stewart rebellious incidents fourth year" that she keeps. mcphee, dougy and i meant our good friend conner on the way home. hes the one who couldnt spell sacs.this time he had a friend and his sister.

(conners sis walks past us)
conner:dont u dare look at my sister like that
dougie: oops sorry its just shes so hot
chris: i wasnt looking shes not worth looking at
mcphee:r we having duck?
conner: ru insulting me?
all: yes!
conner:(throws rocks and misses)

after that mcphee and i went up to the newly improved golf range ahead of mondays medal matches at our golf club. david wasnt that great but i felt pretty good. came home, had tea, babysitted, updated journal.

consider yourself at home, consider yourself part of the family. more on that story later. from the new name kryz
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